The Afro Pick

Would you let this dude make your fast food?  If you don’t have any kids yet, this can’t be promising.

Okay, we all know Sean Hannity hates President Barack Obama.  He can’t hide it, and I’m not certain he wants to.  On his show Hannity, he’s managed to call President Obama everything in the book except the “N” word…. so far…. and in public.  But maybe, we have Sean Hannity all wrong.  Maybe there are other reasons for him not liking our President other than him being black.  We’ve complied a list of things that may just be the cause of Sean Hannity’s hatred for President Barack Obama.

He’s Cool

Let’s face, most of Sean Hannity’s guest on that Great American Panel of his are just downright lame.  Most of them get on his panel to say something negative about the President and end up complimenting him.  Not to mention so of his guess appear downright drunk… Did you see the one with Richard Petty?

He’s Athletic

Let’s face it Sean, cross burning just isn’t a sport anymore.  Maybe 30 years ago, but not now.  The President has mad basketball skills, so you can’t compare that to burning crosses.

He Has A Swagger

No matter how much Sean walks in front of that mirror at home, he still can’t get that walk right.  Practice makes perfect.

He Has A Smooth Haircut

Sean’s most likely tired of his Superman haircut, but let’s face it, a fade wouldn’t look good with that.

Obama’s Stance on Slavery

That’s it! Hannity has a fear President Obama may sign a bill to enslave all Republicans.  I’m not certain how much work you can get out of them since most of them are old enough to have own slaves in the past.

His Dance Moves

Sean hates the President because he didn’t do the Achy Breaky Heart at one of his Presidential Ball.

He Likes To Know What He’s Talking About Before He Speaks

We can’t argue about that Sean.  You don’t care if it’s true or not, if you feel like saying it and it supports what you believe in, you’re going to say it.  Not knowing what you’re talking about has never stopped you from saying a word.

On the finale of Ray J’s love reality show For The Love Of Ray J, he finally picked  a new girlfriend, Cocktail.  Ray J’s long hard search for Miss Right started with 14 women, all claiming they’re not after him because he’s a celebrity.  What other reason would there be to go after Ray J?

One must now wonder, what’s next for Ray J?  Will this publicity stunt help his struggling music career?  His sex tape with Kim Kardashian certainly helped him out.  Will doing this show assist him in not being known for just being Brandy’s little brother?  One can only wait and see.

If it does anything for his career at all, you can bet your last dollar you’ll be seeing For the Love Of Brandy next.

Could this be true?  Well it came right out of the horse’s mouth.  On a recent YouTube video Gary Coleman is asked what he thinks about white people.  Gary pauses for a while, then a side of the lovable child star you could never imagined is revealed.  What in the world would Mr. Drummond say?  Another child star gone done the tubes.

Here’s the link:

Gary Coleman on how he feels about white people.

What in the world?  Yes, it’s true  It’s really true.  Karrine Steffans, AKA The Video Vixen, AKA Superhead, AKA Homewrecker… you get the picture, has found her way on the cover of Today’s Black Woman.  I pray.  I really, really pray that someone over there has gotten their months confused thinking it was April and accidently made this the April Fool’s Edition of the mag.  If not, what’s next, some brothas behind bars on the cover of Ebony Men?  I certainly hope not.

Okay, last night I took a break from writing and went down stairs to check on my wife.  She was watching this movie, The Bible- Solomon.  Trying to be as polite as I could,  (maybe dumb also) I asked her what she was doing.  (Yep, that really was a dumb question now that I look back on it).  She said nothing.

She was in an all out trance with the television.  So, I was like, that’s cool.  I started looking at the movie with her.  Then I noticed Vivica A. Fox was in the movie and she really had Solomon sprung.  So I jokingly made that infamous comment “once you go black you never come back.”  Then I swore I felt the earth shake right up from under me.

The wife erupted, “I don’t even know why she thought she was so special when he had 700 other women he so called loved!”  I was like, “WHAT?”  I couldn’t believe the guy had that many wives, but I was like, that’s cool.  To each his own.  But then I made the cardinal mistake a lot of men tend to make at some point in their lives by defending a dude that we don’t even know.

I actually had the nerve to give a reason as to why Solomon had so many women.  And in Solomon’s defense I said, “Well, out of all those 700 women Solomon was married to, maybe she was the one.”  That’s when dead silence broke out again and my wife looked at me so hard I believed she slapped me right upside my head in her mind.

She said, “Please, if there were no laws in this country all men would be married to 700 women just like Solomon was.”  And there I went again, this time defending a whole bunch of dudes I didn’t even know.  (Sometimes we just don’t learn)

I said, “Well, I think if you asked one hundred men that have been married for at least five years, eighty of them would say they’d keep just one wife, while only twenty men would would attempt to take on trying to deal with 700 wives at one time.

Silence prevailed again as the earth shook even harder this time and she said, “You sound stupid!  Seven hundred women is a man’s dream.”  Foolishness made me want to say something else, but wisdom kept my mouth shut.

Now needless to say, the following morning I brought the situation to the attention of a friend of mine.  Ending the story with a chatter, I said “And she said I sounded stupid”  He looked at me and said, “I don’t know man, I think I’ll take the seven hundred wives.”

Once again, Foolishness made me want to say something, but wisdom kept my mouth shut.

Has the "Answer" changed?

Recently it was announced that Allen Iverson would be out for the remainder of the season and the playoffs should the Detroit Pistons make it that far. It’s interesting that AI’s back problem began to get worse as talks of him playing the bench role behind Richard Hamilton increased.

One could only speculate that this could be the real reason for Iverson’s departure.  I mean, when you think of Allen Iverson, you think of the one man that almost broke Michael Jordan’s ankles with his killer crossover a few years back.  And now the Piston’s want to play him from the bench?

Allen Iverson’s biggest problem is that he’s never been much of a team player, although he is a great individual player. The Detroit Piston’s biggest problem is that they have eyes. Their eyes see Chauncy Billups out west with the Denver Nuggets currently in the number 2 spot behind the LA Lakers. Denver found out that the “answer” wasn’t for them and their fortunes changed.

Whatever the end result for Iverson, you have to hope he doesn’t leave Detroit and end up with some sub .500 team.  That would be something I think any basketball fan would hate to see.  Allen Iverson has matured much since he first step into the NBA, now let’s just hope the wisdom he’s obtained tells him to close shop when it’s closing time.

Chris Brown beat Rihanna to a pulp.  What he did was horrible.  We may never hear a new Chris Brown album after this.  His career may be over as a result, but what if Rihanna was just an average looking woman, or not very attractive at all?

Would the world hate him as much?  Now, everyone hates a man that hits a woman, but what if Rihanna had an ug-mug?  Would people make songs about beating Chris Brown down.  Probably not.

Entertainers and athletes get in domestic disputes all the time but most of those disputes don’t seem to matter as much.  I think the world should learn a lesson from this Chris Brown/ Rihanna fight and blow up all disputes just as much.